If football and rhyming couplets are up your street, then these daft doodles should be an absolute treat.

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View fullsize Pep Guardiola playing the viola ‐------------------------------------ Pep couldn't find a tiny violin for Arteta and Ancelotti after crushing their dreams. Instead he is learning 'Blue Moon' on the viola to play for his squad after they won him hi
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View fullsize Declan Rice being proper nice ‐------------------------------------ Declan is a nice guy - other premier league players could learn a thing or two from this lovable Londoner... Nice, Rice, baby. Where do you think he will go in the summer? Seems
View fullsize Harry Kane playing with his trains ‐------------------------------------ ENGLAND'S ALL-TIME GOAL SCORER! Now...to stay at Spurs and remain a single club bastian for Tottenham Hotspur FC forever...or go to Man United in the summer? All these big de
View fullsize Robert Lewandowski watering his peace lily ‐------------------------------------ The club psychologist at FC Barcelona recommended that Robert should get into plant care. Getting scrappy in the changing rooms is not good for team building. As soon
View fullsize Bukayo Saka gets approached by an alpaca ‐------------------------------------ "No autographs please." Bukayo has looked so sure of himself this season, winning hearts for his country and tottering about at the top of the Premier League
View fullsize Darwin Núñez gets a dozen roses ‐------------------------------------ Darwin has a secret admirer this Valentine's Day... 'Roses are red, Liverpool is too, thanks for the assist, I would be nothing without you...' @darwin_n9 @mosala
View fullsize Jamie Vardy gets shown the red cardy ‐------------------------------------ 'Chat sh*t, get banged.' Jamie exclaimed. 'Alcopops on the pitch? 3-game banned.' The ref replied. @vardy7 @lcfc Suggested by @rybtw___ #football #soccer #premierleague
View fullsize Gareth Bale tackles some limescale ‐----------------------------------- Gareth retired at the beginning of this year. After a career spanning over 15 years he is finally getting around to those odd jobs around the house. Starting with that pesky en
View fullsize Kylian Mbappé and his bird of prey ‐------------------------------------ Mbappé scored 5 goals on Monday! Outrageous. What is his secret? Go on guess... ...that's right, falconry. He may not have a Ballon d'Or yet - but at least he h
View fullsize Mykhailo Mudryk keeping his hair slick ‐------------------------------------ What a week this young winger has had - as he starts a new chapter at Ars...Chelsea the main priority is keeping that barnet nice and shiny. Some say he uses beeswax, othe
View fullsize Ivan Toney rides a Shetland pony ‐------------------------------------ Ivan got a bit confused when the FA said he owed them a pony for alleged breaches of betting rules. Despite this, he is galloping through this season. Really stirruping up tro
View fullsize Harry Maguire gets a flat tyre ‐------------------------------------ It would be too easy to talk about his head. But his skills with a car jack are f*cking massive! Good job the centre-back always has a spare. Stay resourceful Harry. @manchester
View fullsize Lionel Messi (The Goat) Enjoying an Ice Cream Float ‐------------------------------------ No one talks about the best part of winning a World Cup. All the ice cream floats you can dream of...sort of like when you get your tonsils removed. Nothing e
View fullsize Jürgen Klopp listening to Hip-Hop ‐------------------------------------ Jürgen stumbled across the group NWA when researching the 'Naughty Wingers Association'. He was pleased with his discovery and now has over 14 records in his hip-hop